Push your flight attendant call button for a bigger seat……

This is why our book, Sit the Fuck Down, is so popular this travel season.

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Air Travelers Resisting the ‘Incredible Shrinking Airline Seat’

Want to laugh and giggle and and gasp at the vulgarity of Sit the Fuck Down then stop by Amazon.com by clicking here.  We are the perfect match between your tight cramped butt and your lungs as you gasp for air.  But at least your butt will be a distant memory in that seat designed by the Spanish Inquisition.

Care to share a travel story? DM or drop us a Tweet on us on Twitter @Sitthefckdown or email us at sitthefckdwn@gmail.com

We would enjoy sharing horror stories of passengers and travelers who drive you crazy for our sequel, Shut the Fuck Up!

It hasn’t quite reached gratuitous use of the word, yet.


Your flight attendant will be with you in 3 days…..

This Saturday, 4 November, we will be participating in the Local Author Fair sponsored Twitter 1by the Albuquerque Public Library at the Central and Unser Branch.

Sit the F@ck Down will be one of more than 30 books featured in the event.  We will be under the Adult Humor heading.

The Fair opens at 1 PM and runs through 4 PM Saturday.

Stop by, say hello, buy a copy of the book, and tell us your flying stories and possibly be featured in Book 2 of our series.

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Push your flight attendant call button…..

AuthorFairTwitter (2)If you would just Sit the Fuck Down they wouldn’t need the break!


In the meantime, November 4th at the Central&Unser branch of the Albuquerque Public Library, the Local Author Event will be held.

Will have a table and be selling copies of our book Sit the Fuck Down.Twitter 2Stop by our table, say hello and share a story or two on your flying experiences.

Press your flight attendant call button for the ABQ Local Book Fair

Once again we are reminding our followers in Albuquerque and elsewhere that we have been invited to participate in the Local Author Book Fair coming up on November 7, 2017.

The event will be at the Unser-Central Branch of the ABC Public Library system.

AuthorFairTwitter (2)We will be hosting a table to Feature Sit the Fuck Down and will be selling copies for $9.95.  We will be accepting credit card and PayPal payments for the book and we will be autographing copies for those who are interested.

Be sure to reserve November 4 from 1 PM to 4 PM to visit our table and more than 30 authors from the Albuquerque area.

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Press your flight attendant call button for Local Author Fair in Albuquerque

We are excited to say we have been accepted to the Local Authors Fair sponsored by the Albuquerque Bernalillo County Public Library.

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The event is November 4, 2017.

The location is the Central and Unser Branch of the library system from 1 PM to 4 PM that day.

Please come out and support us and all of the 30+ local authors!